|Posted on July 26, 2012 at 7:55 AM|
Ladies and gentlemen, the real Maynard Soloman has been found. Besides being the star of the Funny Detective Stories series, he's apparently an expert whittler. The how-to video below is complete with phrases like, "I don't like to sand anything," "I won't paint anything" and the obligatory story about "the war." Best quote, "If you're in a hurry, don't do this."
Crusty? Check. Vaguely endearing? Check. Flannel shirt? Check.
If it walks like a duck, talks like a duck and looks like a duck, it's a duck. World, meet the real Maynard Soloman.